2005-07-19 - 11:13 a.m.
Today
Today, my friends, is Pimp Cups's birthday. Wish him a happy 31st. I wish for him many, many rabid monkeys. Cause that's what he really wants.
Miss M: How the heck is Poland?
Bellydancers: Thank you in advance for modeling this evening. I need arms! Awkwardly positioned arms!
Steve, darling: I do still wear the orange bra. My question is, whenever did that come up? Was I flashing people again? (Get your ass to VA boy, and visit us! We'll imbibe in much alcohol and harass the neighborhood and quite possibly belt out some karaoke tunes. Do it!)
And to my parents' realtor: I've got my eye on you, sweetie. My parents may trust you, but I trust no one. Oh yeah, you're answering to me, and I'm making you work for that commission, sweetheart. It's gonna be the toughest 3% you ever made.
